LOLIDIOT!
"No officer, I don't feel pissed/high/monged/whatever, therefore I am fine to be driving!"

Also, it being 3am has sod all to do with it. In fact, I hope you win this QOTW, to show that even with all the education, adverts, thousands of deaths and statistics that prove that DUI of any sort is dangerous, there are still arrogant fuckwits like yourself who seem to think that they are somehow capable of driving even when they're barely capable of operating their own limbs. And saying you felt fine when you started driving is rubbish too. You'd taken pills. You knew you were going to come up at some point. I hope that you don't have to learn the hard way what your actions can lead to. I really do.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 16:04, Reply)