The 'in all seriousness, what insurers?' bit is where I'm referring to.
And I did say 'for a brief moment'. Are you sure you are understanding my posts, or are you angry because I called you out for committing fraud?
You wouldn't go to prison, as you correctly surmised. If caught, however, you would be asked to pay for all the expenses caused by your indiscretion.

It is also reasonable grounds for your letting agency to prematurely terminate your contract with them so again I say: it is not the brightest idea for you to post this and have a link your work details in your profile.
You just don't know what could happen, with so many members and non-members here.
Edit: As a fellow user just pointed out, I am being a dick now. But seriously, just be careful okay?
( Frisbee TeaBoy, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 12:04, 2 replies)

Like I said, old flat. Also a completely different letting agency, so nothing to terminate.
If the old lettings agency can somehow trace this back to me (they have a name, a common event at an unspecified location during a year) then I would happily pay the cost of the new lock as a reward for their hard work.

And I'm not angry at all, just bemused. I like fluffy-b3ta.
( stevierar, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 12:17, closed)

Aah, 'old' as in 'previous'
I got confused as you said that you probably improved it by doing so anyway, making me belive that it was old and rundown but your current flat.

Yeah, okay not such a bad idea anymore.
( Frisbee TeaBoy, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 12:23, closed)

can I just add
we know you work in law, no one cares and shut up
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 12:30, closed)

If you're having to ask
No you may not, stop trying to be smart.
( Frisbee TeaBoy, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 12:34, closed)

Seconded

( rofl harris, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 13:33, closed)

Careful I shall be :)

( stevierar, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 12:19, closed)