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In celebration of the woman who went out for a quiet drink with friends after work, and ended up half naked, kicking a copper in the nads and threatening to smear her own shit over hospital staff, how have your best-laid plans ended in woe?

(, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 16:02)
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Oh what a night..
Me and some mates got totally smashed on massive drugs, pulled a load of supermodels, drove home in our Honda Accord..

On the way there, we pulled up at a takeaway, and whilst waiting for our kebab, one of the supermodels (smashed up on massive drugs) saw this cat, stuck it in a wheelie bin (for a laugh) and threw up over Bono, who was ordering a chicken burger..

We got chucked out by the owner for drawing cartoon images of the prophet on the takeaway shop windows with our fingers, so we all went back to mine and watched Star Wars*

I went out one night, it was my mates stag night I think, and I got totally pissed, and woke up in my mums bin shelter for some reason - er, that's pretty much it really..


*This bit is complete and utter bollocks.
(, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 13:03, Reply)

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