One
very important life lesson I learnt quite early on was that it's not a good idea to get into a drinking contest with gypsies in a remote Spanish hill village, assuming you don't like vomiting all over yourself, lying on a toilet floor for an unknown length of time before being discovered, getting picked up by the local police as your friends attempt to carry you home, being rushed to hospital in case you die and eventually coming home five or six hours later draped in a sheet in the back of an ambulance to be greeted by a vast crowd of curious neighbours.
(Wong Fei-Hung - now with added flickr.com (see profile), Fri 25 Mar 2011, 14:43, Reply)