I onced had a go on a surfing simulator in a nightclub,
I fell off of it rather quickly as I was pretty drunk, so the operator let me get up again for another go. This time I was fantastic at it and he couldn't shake me off. I think this annoyed him slightly as he then turned the knob up to eleven resulting in me flying off the board, clearing the inflatable safety enclosure and drop-kicking an unsuspecting chinese man in the head. It wasn't a pleasant walk back to the surfing machine to retrieve my shoes as a huge crowd had gathered to either laugh at me on glare at me for my impromptu racist looking kung fu kick on an innocent asian guy.
(tubeman trousers, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 20:55, Reply)