Please Please Tell Me Now.... oh God, no
A few years ago...

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I was very much into Duran Duran, and arranged to meet up with a bunch of people from an internet forum for an afternoon of drinks and merriment discussing the aforementioned frilly-shirt wearers. Unfortunately, meeting a load of strangers all in one go can make you a little nervous and, being a student, I was lacking in the money department - so I did what anyone who was conscious of waste would do and just drank whatever half-finished drinks had been left out on the table by the people who'd been sitting there before us. Lager, red wine, whiskey, it all went down the hatch whilst my wallet remained smugly fat...

...however, too much alcohol apparently makes me believe that I *AM* whoever I happen to be currently idolising at the time, and in this case it was Simon LeBon. I don't remember much of the evening after that other than standing on the table and murdering a few Duran Duran songs to my eagerly-awaiting audience, repeated trips to the toilet to speak on the big white phone, and then being bundled home in a taxi whilst insisting "No, no, you can't do this, Yasmin will be so annoyed when she sees me like this, what about the kids?"

I woke up in my own bed the following morning with no clear recollection as to how I got there, a small vom-stain on my pillow, and the enduring nickname of 'Aquavac'.
(Draco Rattus ate all the pies on, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 23:35, 5 replies)

You drank strangers' slops?
That has to be the grimmest thing I've seen on here for a while...
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 9:33, closed)

Yup, NEVER drink what you haven't seen poured,
Or from a bottle or can that you haven't SEEN opened.

I've seen this done. Stale urine was ingested.
(Juan Quar is clinging to her front teeth on, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 11:41, closed)

I did indeed, and I am not proud.
...oh, bollocks to that. Yes I am.
(Draco Rattus ate all the pies on, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 13:41, closed)

Spoken like a true sport!
With a stomach like a dustbin.
(Juan Quar is clinging to her front teeth on, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 15:19, closed)

And a face to match!
Looks like I could do with a stronger bin-liner though.
(Draco Rattus ate all the pies on, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 16:20, closed)