Nights Out Gone Wrong
	
	In celebration of the woman who went out for a quiet drink with friends after work, and ended up half naked, kicking a copper in the nads and 
threatening to smear her own shit over hospital staff, how have your best-laid plans ended in woe?
	
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 chthonic, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 16:02)
 
	
	'whatever possessed you to get a wicker toilet?!'
 	
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 mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 11:35,
	
5 replies)
 
	
	I'm a happy-go-lucky scamp!
 	So I go to the toilet in your wicker chair, it's a faux pas. 
Every episode, pure class!
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Mao's stepson is doing his bit for East/West relation's, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 12:32,
	
closed)
 
	
	Oh, oh, I could sing you songs of the old country
 	that are so beautiful they'd melt your face off...
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MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 16:11,
	
closed)
 
	
	A minimalist story, well told.
 	*click*
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 The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Sat 26 Mar 2011, 21:43,
	
closed)
 
	
	The Belly Savalas  impression is great
 	
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 Terry Oblong There's nobody here but us chickens on, Sun 27 Mar 2011, 11:04,
	
closed)