In celebration of the woman who went out for a quiet drink with friends after work, and ended up half naked, kicking a copper in the nads and threatening to smear her own shit over hospital staff, how have your best-laid plans ended in woe?
(, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 16:02)
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No luck pulling by closing time, so I started walking. I saw some unbelievably smooth legs, short skirt, shapely ass, nice tits, and thought, "this is it." u
I walked, nay, I sauntered up more confident than ever before. There is no way this will go wrong. I smoothly glide up to my vixen, pull her into the alley, saying, "don't you dare scream, I'll slit your fucking throat."
Goddamn transvestite kicked my ass.
(, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 19:21, 5 replies)
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