
In celebration of the woman who went out for a quiet drink with friends after work, and ended up half naked, kicking a copper in the nads and threatening to smear her own shit over hospital staff, how have your best-laid plans ended in woe?
( , Thu 24 Mar 2011, 16:02)
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I did a very similar thing in that place. My then girlfriend playfully pushed me over outside, as I was dancing around camply (note: alcohol may have been involved. Slightly. Also she wasn't even my girlfriend at the time; it was the night I got with her. But anyway...).
I stepped on a kerb and my ankle decided that it had had enough for the night and was going to fuck off sideways.
It was the start of the night, so we decided it would be a better idea to carry on drinking.
I eventually went to hospital three days later, in Bournemouth.
( , Mon 28 Mar 2011, 9:05, Reply)
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