Nights Out Gone WrongIn celebration of the woman who went out for a quiet drink with friends after work, and ended up half naked, kicking a copper in the nads and threatening to smear her own shit over hospital staff, how have your best-laid plans ended in woe?
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chthonic, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 16:02)
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on alcohol. I'm even more of a twat when it's free alcohol, and there's a lot of it. Especially when it's at a party in my honour. I'm informed at the final count, I'd necked roughly 8 pints, a dirty pint, and a baker's dozen of shots. Yup, I was arseholed. Completely out of my skull. My pie was truly over-egged. And as it was my leaving party, someone asked me to make a speech. The video, in all of the horrid glory, is here:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=QEImD_r6D8o
Also, to add insult to injury, I woke up the next morning, shaved, and covered in writing, which on further examination turned out to be signatures. In lieu of a leaving book, apparently I offered my own body as a writing surface.
Permanent marker is a bitch to wash off.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 11:20,
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