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In celebration of the woman who went out for a quiet drink with friends after work, and ended up half naked, kicking a copper in the nads and threatening to smear her own shit over hospital staff, how have your best-laid plans ended in woe?

(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 16:02)
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In mitigation,
"hat-racked" is terribly posh vernacular.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti., Tue 29 Mar 2011, 11:08, 1 reply)

I believe 'Terribly Squiffy' is preffered in polite company.
(Bad Monkey hasn't had an abusive gaz since, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 11:12, closed)
"Three sails of Daddy's yacht to the wind"

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti., Tue 29 Mar 2011, 11:13, closed)

'So drunk that the butler had to hold my tresses back while I was nauseous in the fifth bathroom'
(Bad Monkey hasn't had an abusive gaz since, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 11:16, closed)
Terribly squiffy would have been fine.
But Jesus Christ. Seriously - it all went downhill from there.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 11:14, closed)
Ahh, but
did you end up rooting her?
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Tue 29 Mar 2011, 11:21, closed)
Like I said - it all went downhill from there.

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 11:28, closed)

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