Nights Out Gone WrongIn celebration of the woman who went out for a quiet drink with friends after work, and ended up half naked, kicking a copper in the nads and threatening to smear her own shit over hospital staff, how have your best-laid plans ended in woe?
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chthonic, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 16:02)
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Not mine I'm far too nice for this sort of thingI shambling drunken idiot at my student local managed to clear a busy Friday afternoon pub
He went wobbling off to the bogs for a crap. Where we guessed he dropped his trousers, sat down... puked into his trousers, thought somthing like "oh dear I seem to have some vomitum in me strides" so stood up and pulled his trousers up and promtly shat himself. Then wobbled off back into the pub eminating the kind of smell that would have wrinkled satans very nose and dripping shit and puke out of the bottom of his trousers. The pub cleared
(, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 12:50, Reply)
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