Nights Out Gone WrongIn celebration of the woman who went out for a quiet drink with friends after work, and ended up half naked, kicking a copper in the nads and threatening to smear her own shit over hospital staff, how have your best-laid plans ended in woe?
(
chthonic, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 16:02)
« Go Back | See The Full Thread
But what's a film star got to do with it?Or is it that she looked a bit like one? Or what?
Sorry - I just don't get it. 3/10 - must try harder.
(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 13:23,
1 reply)
the film star......was the lady off The Shining, the cackling, decomposing green one with pendulous breasticles. I was doing one of them, whatyoumacallem things... how you say? Jowk? Pay attention at the back!
(, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 13:26, closed)
utterly 100% true alsoI might add. Including the random cough linked with the letter s
(, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 13:27, closed)
I've already graded you.And frankly your explanation isn't doing you any favours. If you keep it up I'll give you a detention.
(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 13:30,
closed)
detention eh?I'm intrigued, 'pon what grounds would you be detaining me? I think my use of the language was sufficient, heck I even managed to use the shift key!
Oh... you're jealous cos I got to see a terrifying girl playing with herself... I'm sure there are vidjos of similarly unenticing things on that "The Internet" everyone keeps talking about.
(, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 13:36, closed)
NonsenseThere's no such thing as an internet.
(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 13:42,
closed)
I knew it!They've all been lying to me!
Those blackguards!
wait a minute...
..hey!
(, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 13:45, closed)
« Go Back | See The Full Thread