Nights Out Gone WrongIn celebration of the woman who went out for a quiet drink with friends after work, and ended up half naked, kicking a copper in the nads and threatening to smear her own shit over hospital staff, how have your best-laid plans ended in woe?
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chthonic, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 16:02)
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FootballThe fact that football is bollocks in and of itself is not even enough to make conversations with football fans intolerable. You have to have followed football for at least ten years to have any idea what they're talking about, because they'll spend thirty seconds discussing the current match and three hours discussing the form of such-and-such a player in the Blah-Blah Derby in 2003 and how he's the spiritual successor to Thingummy, who reached his peak during the crucial win in the Whatsit Cup Final 1994, until you just want to defenestrate yourself onto the spiked railings outside.
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.Yeti., Wed 30 Mar 2011, 11:01,
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Excellent use of 'defenestrate'.
Have a cookie.
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