I once made my mate put contacts in whilst he was on acid
It was hilarious watching his finger hover close to his eye before he got lost in the fractals in his iris. Then the contact would pretty much dry out, he'd rinse it again and then the whole sorry spectacle (oh look! A pun) would begin again.

I used to have an extractor fan in my bathroom that when I was on pills would sound like all my mates having a massive argument in the front room so I'd keep legging it out to see what all the fuss was about, trousers undone and eyes wide only to see them all lolling on the sofas as they were when I left them...
(Ross McBingobangobongo bingobangobongo, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 13:26, Reply)