Being a twat at work
I work in the call centre of a software company. I got the job from a temping agency so I get a lower wage then the actual staff, and I'm generally swept under the rug, few rights and not invited to company events. I also get looked down on for this, any mistakes are quickly criticised yet good work goes un rewarded. The company takes it's self very seriously, making any negative comments about the company is quickly reported.

In short, it's all very serious and some people already see me as an outsider. If I was wise, I'd be on my best behaviour, suck up to the self important suits and keep the language clean. Sadly, I'm an immature prat who hangs around with outher young hoodlums. I found my self in the lift with one of the ragamuffins, who decided the funniest thing he could do was grab the hood of my coat and pull it over my face. I started to laugh and try to struggle free, flailing blindly. "Get off us ya cunt!" I shouted while kicking out, catching my mate right in the knee. He promptly fell to the floor crying out in pain while I burst into fits of laughter.

It was only then I remembered I was in a glass lift, in the cafeteria, at lunch time, packed with over 500 self important buissiness people who stared up in disbelief at our unprofessional behaviour.

We ran/hopped off giggling like school girls.
(Mong goose, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 18:34, Reply)