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Have you ever done something, realised how stupid or embarrassing it was and then looked about to see if anyone watching? Did you get away with it?

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(, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 15:49)
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Was walking back from football training when I saw my whore of an ex-gf strolling along with some of her skanky chums. Without even really thinking about it I gave the ball a real punt in their direction ( I recall even cackling to myself as it left my foot), then as it flew through the air realised it was a bit of a childish thing to do, so countered this by hiding behind a bush.

It walloped her in the back of the head and spilt her pepsi all over her clown-caked face. The ball ricocheted off her noggin over a garden fence and was nowhere to be seen, they looked around in confusion then after a minute carried on walking. I was about 19 at the time and it's probably one of the most immature things I've ever done, but it still makes me laugh.
(, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 16:58, 4 replies)
Back of the net!
(, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 17:02, closed)
That's one of the most immature things you've ever done?
wow, I must be even more puerile than I thought.
(, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 17:07, closed)
Ibet it was satisfying though.
and it's better than doing a Danny Dyer.
(, Sat 29 Jan 2011, 12:21, closed)
I like this
Good stuff
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 15:08, closed)

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