When I was a wee nipper...
I used to go shopping with my mum every week. She would send me off on countless errands to fetch things in aisles we had long since passed. I'd make a point of passing by the chocolate aisle each time and snagging myself a yummy kit kat (or whatever took my fancy) and eating it along the way. Afterwards I'd discard the wrapper and head back to home base and nobody would be any the wiser.

I must have racked up quite a large list of shoplifting demeanours by age 10, but eventually my conscience caught up with me and I left my criminal days behind me.
(The Archduke of South London I'm in your Girlfriend eating her organs, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 8:55, Reply)