Oh this happenes to me all the time
Doing graphic design at uni, in the last week b4 hand in i always try and get things printed off at least 3 days b4 handin. Now there is always problems at printers (have to go to special prining shops as uni is an arse)

Anyways a couple of months ago the printers I was releying on had suddenly closed down and locked up the day i needed them, so the next day (day of hand in monday) I had to get them done at trebble the price, halft the quality and had only an hour or 2 to get 3-4 hours of work done (mounting and labeling)
Somehow was going to make the target with 30 minutes to go, I was cutting some card with a scalple knife when *oops* cut chunk of my finger off. Oh, not bleading (staring at large chunk of finge ron work) then its like a fucking fountain all over my newly printed work. So the only way to stop it is to shove said finder in mouth and just ask for medical assistance and if i can hand it in tomorrow.
As I spoke to lecturer (who was looking at other work) i was about to faint, she looked like she couldnt care less and told me to get a plaster she supposed as blood was dribbling outta my mouth.

Had a huge fucking bandage on my finger (done by a girl who had no idea what she was doing covered in cuts herself) and had to drag my bloodstained stuff home. Got a load of marks taken off (d-) and my finger took fucking ages to heal and stop hurting/bleeding.

My life officialy sucks
( Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Thu 16 Jun 2005, 14:26, Reply)