Now, there was no need for that...Tell us about the times when an already difficult situation has been made worse for no good reason. Pollollups writes, "As if being given a muscle relaxant and trapped in an MRI tube wasn't bad enough: whilst thus immobilised, they played me Dido."
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chthonic, Thu 16 Jun 2005, 7:46)
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PartyI was at a mates house party (Phillip), in a small village, so the plan was to sleep over at another friend (Mary) in the same village. Party is going good, I'm getting very drunk and enjoying it rather well, some people I hadnt seen in a while and several new people to talk to.
Sometime after midnight Mary isnt enjoying herself and decides she wants to go home, and as I'm staying there I'll have to go as well. Oh well I'll only miss the last couple hours of the party, mildly annoying but no biggee.
Couple of days later talking to Phillip. He asks me if I remember Jo, said yep, was talking to her a bit, seemed quite nice.
It so happens that at end of party she was after a shag, and was wandering around asking for me. Guaranteed shag and I'd left. Cue loads of swearing.
Girth, length, neither got used that night
(, Thu 16 Jun 2005, 14:31, Reply)
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