Now, there was no need for that...Tell us about the times when an already difficult situation has been made worse for no good reason. Pollollups writes, "As if being given a muscle relaxant and trapped in an MRI tube wasn't bad enough: whilst thus immobilised, they played me Dido."
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chthonic, Thu 16 Jun 2005, 7:46)
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I have secret magic words, not unlike SuperTed.Whenever I utter the words "Things can't possibly get any worse," it's as if they somehow find their way to Heaven or Valhalla or Mount Olympus or whatever, and the gods act to make it so.
Last year, I graduated with a 2:2 rather than the 2:1 I knew my work was worth. "Things can't get any worse." Cue me spending three months working in a newsagent because I can't find anything else. "Things can't get any worse." The newsagent contact me two weeks after I leave. Apparantly, they overpaid me whilst I was there and demand over a thousand pounds back. "Things can't get any worse." The girl who I am living with falls pregnant (not mine) and I have to move out.
Apologies for LENGTH AND GIRTH OF MY ERECT PENIS as I INSERT IT into your VAGINA.
(, Thu 16 Jun 2005, 16:21, Reply)
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