Now, there was no need for that...Tell us about the times when an already difficult situation has been made worse for no good reason. Pollollups writes, "As if being given a muscle relaxant and trapped in an MRI tube wasn't bad enough: whilst thus immobilised, they played me Dido."
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chthonic, Thu 16 Jun 2005, 7:46)
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NinjasTaking my dog out for a walk one night, I saw six menacing men, dressed in black from head-to-foot, like ninjas, passing through the streets. What could be worse than witnessing danger swirling through the neighborhood? Deciding that it was my job to shame the evil-doers by following them on their rounds.
After being waylaid at gunpoint and deprived of my keys and my shoes (apparently some people keep money there), they let me and my dog go. Taking the long way back, we ran home (me in socks). Just as I was calling the police, one of the ninjas reappeared to take my car, using my keys, but he retreated when he saw me on the phone (I had yanked fuses so he would have failed anyway).
I spent the next week calling the police regarding imagined noises from my nightmares, and putting locks on every window and door.
The dog, of course, noticed nothing.
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 0:47, Reply)
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