Now, there was no need for that...
Tell us about the times when an already difficult situation has been made worse for no good reason. Pollollups writes, "As if being given a muscle relaxant and trapped in an MRI tube wasn't bad enough: whilst thus immobilised, they played me Dido."
( , Thu 16 Jun 2005, 7:46)
Tell us about the times when an already difficult situation has been made worse for no good reason. Pollollups writes, "As if being given a muscle relaxant and trapped in an MRI tube wasn't bad enough: whilst thus immobilised, they played me Dido."
( , Thu 16 Jun 2005, 7:46)
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Santo Shoot
I was working as a photographer last Christmas. I had been asked to help with a fund raiser, namely a child benevolent fund - woman who had lost babies type thing (very sad and all). So I agreed to help out taking photos of kids sat on Father Christmas' knee, charging a fee & giving a % to the charity. At the stall I had a few brochures advertising the family portrait side of the business.
During a lull I noticed a large woman & her bloke looking through one of the brochures, I took the opportunity to go & sell the idea of a family portrait to them. After a bit of chit chat I asked when she was expecting...."I'm not pregnant" was the reply - "oh god I have just blown this one" I thought, maybe I can recover the situation. "well when you do decide to have children maybe you would consider it?"
"Actually the reason we are here is because we have just lost a child" I wanted to be swallowed by the ground & spend eternity in hell with Santa sorry Satan.
( , Fri 17 Jun 2005, 5:54, Reply)
I was working as a photographer last Christmas. I had been asked to help with a fund raiser, namely a child benevolent fund - woman who had lost babies type thing (very sad and all). So I agreed to help out taking photos of kids sat on Father Christmas' knee, charging a fee & giving a % to the charity. At the stall I had a few brochures advertising the family portrait side of the business.
During a lull I noticed a large woman & her bloke looking through one of the brochures, I took the opportunity to go & sell the idea of a family portrait to them. After a bit of chit chat I asked when she was expecting...."I'm not pregnant" was the reply - "oh god I have just blown this one" I thought, maybe I can recover the situation. "well when you do decide to have children maybe you would consider it?"
"Actually the reason we are here is because we have just lost a child" I wanted to be swallowed by the ground & spend eternity in hell with Santa sorry Satan.
( , Fri 17 Jun 2005, 5:54, Reply)
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