Now, there was no need for that...Tell us about the times when an already difficult situation has been made worse for no good reason. Pollollups writes, "As if being given a muscle relaxant and trapped in an MRI tube wasn't bad enough: whilst thus immobilised, they played me Dido."
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chthonic, Thu 16 Jun 2005, 7:46)
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At a summer barbequeMy friend's a bit of a cake detector.
“Would you like a drink” he is asked “A Coke” his reply. He sits down in a plastic garden chair: It's old, been in the sun too long and looks as brittle as a grannies hip. But no, it takes his weight.
He is handed his coke, he starts to drink, the chair explodes, plastic shrapnel flying in all directions. He ends up on the deck, still sitting still on the remains of the seat. Through all the laughter the Revd YC is heard to say…
“You should've had Diet Coke”
The owner then turns up “I thought those chairs weren’t safe, I took them off my grandad five years ago and bought him new ones”.
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 11:44, Reply)
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