Now, there was no need for that...Tell us about the times when an already difficult situation has been made worse for no good reason. Pollollups writes, "As if being given a muscle relaxant and trapped in an MRI tube wasn't bad enough: whilst thus immobilised, they played me Dido."
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chthonic, Thu 16 Jun 2005, 7:46)
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DrunkenessRecently, on a pissup with my mates, went back to one of my mates house. Pretty drunk at this point. Sitting in the garden and pratting around I manage to royally fall...on my face...on concrete...solid concrete. OW!
Now the nasty scrapes I have all up the right hand side of my face would've been bad enough.
Cue another one of my mates, in his drunken panic, running around trying to help me...and then feeding me some painkillers to ease the graze...
painkillers + booze = no no no
Drunkeness increase by about forty times (rough guestimate) resulting in me being bought home (not remembering anything after said painkillers) and upchucking all over the place...and of course falling asleep in the toilet with the door locked naked (for what reason I know not) only for my dad to be worried that I might've...I dunno, died or something, and having to smash the door in to save my bloody, puke stinking, drunken naked mess of a body.
Fortunately no-one played Dido.
(, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 18:46, Reply)
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