Now, there was no need for that...Tell us about the times when an already difficult situation has been made worse for no good reason. Pollollups writes, "As if being given a muscle relaxant and trapped in an MRI tube wasn't bad enough: whilst thus immobilised, they played me Dido."
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chthonic, Thu 16 Jun 2005, 7:46)
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Insult to injuryI'm up to my 10th general, and I take the local hospital as it comes. Went in last year for an appendix (by bus, with six books and no clean underwear, severely bollocked by the nurse I'm married to), to get on with starving and being bored. Blood test, poking, finger up arse, so far so good.
Morning following the op, get out of bed. FUCK! MY BLADDER'S MOVING!
Enormous incision, horrendous pain. Surgeon comes round and I ask him what the score is.
"Oh, we found you'ld had a kebab, so we yanked a bit of your intestine out to check it hadn't gone off. Not to worry, everything's fine."
Pause.
"Oh yeah, could you not have the garlic AND chili next time, it made us heave."
Bastards. I paid 50p extra for that.
(, Sun 19 Jun 2005, 2:07, Reply)
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