Now, there was no need for that...Tell us about the times when an already difficult situation has been made worse for no good reason. Pollollups writes, "As if being given a muscle relaxant and trapped in an MRI tube wasn't bad enough: whilst thus immobilised, they played me Dido."
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chthonic, Thu 16 Jun 2005, 7:46)
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Johnny One-Ballplaying pool with a couple of mates, a nice competitive edge comes into it, obviously...
Johnny is about to take the title, he steadies himself to sink the reasonably easy black...it was at this point that Mike, his highly inebriated opponent and close personal friend, decided to take this opportunity to try and put him off by "nudging his nadgers" with the butt of the cue...being drunk and slightly incapable of basic motor functions, he proceeded to absolutely smash Johnny in the bollocks from behind with his cue, it was reminiscent of a young babe ruth smashing a home run, only it was in a pub, and it was
pool and not baseball...
Poor Johnnny went down like a sack of spuds, and was in great pain. we laughed, he cried. real tears.
We had to call an ambulance cos he couldn't get up, and in the resulting examination, was saddened to hear that he would infact, be losing his left testicle...posthumously named "Brian"...due to "severe damage"...
He now has a "rubber Ball" and is known in our town as "Johnny One-Ball"
As if this wasn't bad enough, Mike also made him pay the £10 which hung on the game...
There was certainly no need for that...
(, Mon 20 Jun 2005, 11:30, Reply)
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