Now, there was no need for that...Tell us about the times when an already difficult situation has been made worse for no good reason. Pollollups writes, "As if being given a muscle relaxant and trapped in an MRI tube wasn't bad enough: whilst thus immobilised, they played me Dido."
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chthonic, Thu 16 Jun 2005, 7:46)
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runty toe.I have a freak toe, a flat paddle-like baby toe on one foot that sits over its neighbour.
At Heathrow after a return flight from a generally traumatic trip, I stubbed said toe on my trolley. Ow. Then I did it again.
Less Ow, more F**kingchristb****ckssh*t.
Dad arrives to pick me up, tells me I'm being dramatic, but I persuade him to take me to the hospital.
The doctor sees me and starts panicking that I've ripped it out of its joint. I'm not about to point out to him it always looks like that, this is the NHS and panic helps get you seen.
They do the x-rays, and it still hurts like hell. They decide it's a hairline fracture and pass me onto a phsysio.
Who then rips it out of its joint.
It has never healed, and apparently never will because of the way it sits over the other toe.
Bastard.
(, Mon 20 Jun 2005, 16:33, Reply)
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