No Self-AwarenessI had a boss who had no idea of his body odour problem, and everybody was too tactful to break it to him. Not so a visiting Rev Ian Paisley: "What the blazes is that smell? Is it you?" That sorted it. Stories of people blissfully unaware of their bad smells, bad manners and foghorn voices.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 13:31)
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People who..........stand in front of Mrs Groover at gigs. She's only small, but hey have to have their big sweaty bods right in front of her. Honourable exception being the two big students at a Brendan Benson gig who formed a phalanx in front so that she could see. Nice lads. The rest can go and fornicate elsewhere with themselves.
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The Lone Groover has mal des nuts., Thu 29 Nov 2012, 16:23,
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Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 17:00,
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Our lives.....are now complete.
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The Lone Groover has mal des nuts., Thu 29 Nov 2012, 19:53,
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They are bastardsEveryone. I'm 5'5" and every bloody gig I go to ends up with me weaving my head around like a manic owl trying to see between heads and shoulders.
I had to escape the crowd when I went to see Muse in Dublin back before they were shit. When everyone started jumping up and down, their shoulders were at face level.
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clockworkrat has nice pants, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 20:52,
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Oh god thisI tell people that if they want to find me at a gig, just look for the tallest person in the room, and I will be stuck right behind them. How do they find me! Every single time! I'm barely 5ft 1..
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 23:26,
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I'm 6'2" and I still manage to get someone taller than me stood in front of me at gigs.Who also likes to record the whole thing on their iPad.
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Richard Shitheels, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 10:36,
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Sorry.......I was recording it for Mrs Groover!
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The Lone Groover has mal des nuts., Fri 30 Nov 2012, 17:45,
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