No Self-AwarenessI had a boss who had no idea of his body odour problem, and everybody was too tactful to break it to him. Not so a visiting Rev Ian Paisley: "What the blazes is that smell? Is it you?" That sorted it. Stories of people blissfully unaware of their bad smells, bad manners and foghorn voices.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 13:31)
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Picking your noseis lush. Nothing like hauling out a great big gristly bogey with all blood on it. Then eating it.
Best done in private, though, i.e. when having your morning dump. Nothing like a big clear-out to make room for breakfast!
(, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 20:41, 1 reply)
AgreedI suffer permanent clotting in my nasal passages due to old rugby injuries. When the clotting mixes with accumulating bogies it looks like some sort of sea monster. Oh, but the splendid yielding feeling when you finally coax it out.
I wouldn't eat it though. Prefer to roll it into a round ball and drop it under the sofa.
anyone else got any bogey porn they'd like to share?
(, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 23:18, closed)
Nope.But of course Rule 34 now demands it.
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