No Self-AwarenessI had a boss who had no idea of his body odour problem, and everybody was too tactful to break it to him. Not so a visiting Rev Ian Paisley: "What the blazes is that smell? Is it you?" That sorted it. Stories of people blissfully unaware of their bad smells, bad manners and foghorn voices.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 13:31)
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A rendering plant in Heysham and a plastics factory in Morecambe both caught fire on the same day.As the prevailing wind blew the smoke and fumes in a west-by-northwesterly direction, it was nose hell for Furness.
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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 17:02,
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I'm calling bullshit, the rendering plant is near Penrith.(
BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 18:14,
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There might be another one in Heysham.(
The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sat 1 Dec 2012, 0:29,
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Not bad(, Sat 1 Dec 2012, 3:29, closed)
It works better if you read it back with a Lancashire accent.(
The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sat 1 Dec 2012, 13:40,
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