No Self-AwarenessI had a boss who had no idea of his body odour problem, and everybody was too tactful to break it to him. Not so a visiting Rev Ian Paisley: "What the blazes is that smell? Is it you?" That sorted it. Stories of people blissfully unaware of their bad smells, bad manners and foghorn voices.
Suggested by Ding Dong Montily on High
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 13:31)
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Gawd bless 'erMy granny had a knack of saying things as they came into her head without stopping to think first.
She was once heard to loudly remark "Oooo hasn't that woman got an ugly dog?"
The dog owner in question was less than six feet away from her at the time and was highly offended that someone couldn't appreciate the beauty of her Cruft's Best of Breed winner.
To be fair to my granny the dog was pug ugly in all senses of the expresssion.
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That!is the kind of grandmother I plan to be. I've been practicing already.
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flirting with badgers What? It sounded good at the time., Fri 30 Nov 2012, 18:11,
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There's an area of town near me that is all old prefabricated housesI commented to a friend that they all look a bit shit and should be demolished. I said it a bit too loud and got evils off someone mowing their lawn.
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thistle, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 22:10,
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 1 Dec 2012, 15:46,
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