Apparently I'm fat as well.
It's hard to understand why the dulls are all so obsessed with my looks.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 2 Dec 2012, 8:54, 2 replies)

Mainly because it's passingly amusing amusing to see a wholly unimpressive middle-aged sasquatch mock other people for their appearance. You know, you should have an entire category to yourself this week - all bluster, no content, and yet somehow convinced that you're something other than a boring, repetitive prick.
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Sun 2 Dec 2012, 11:02, closed)

... who you follow around like a little lost puppy.

edit: I particularly like the bit where you desperately attempt to white knight for somebody who doesn't share your tragic online insecurity ... top work there. A+++. Would mock again.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 2 Dec 2012, 11:08, closed)

So, you've done the 'puppy' thing, and the 'you only respond to me because you love me' thing - any other tired old cliches you'd like to trot out under the mistaken impression that you're being witty? Mention a shed, perhaps? That's always a bit lol.
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Sun 2 Dec 2012, 11:36, closed)

He just did the same thing to me
But it looked so pathetic, he deleted the thread.

I love the way some posters think they are the pinnacle of wit and can say whatever they like, but any response is because you hang on their every word.

A little bit narcissistic?
(BlondeBombshell Small but perfectly formed., Mon 3 Dec 2012, 13:40, closed)

You're fat?
You didn't look fat at all in the pics of you that have been posted here.

You did look like a serial rapist through. Or perhaps to be a little kinder, Ricky from the popular televisual show Trailer Park Boys.
( Infidel , shit and wrong, Sun 2 Dec 2012, 14:51, closed)