No Self-AwarenessI had a boss who had no idea of his body odour problem, and everybody was too tactful to break it to him. Not so a visiting Rev Ian Paisley: "What the blazes is that smell? Is it you?" That sorted it. Stories of people blissfully unaware of their bad smells, bad manners and foghorn voices.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 13:31)
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Fuckwot?Each to their own I suppose, then even fuglies get to shag something.
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Infidel , shit and wrong, Sun 2 Dec 2012, 14:46,
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I've never been described as anything less than "terribly handsome" in the real world.I've always put that down to the fact that I'm terribly handsome. I'm also big and clever. And rich and successful. I can sing too. If I weren't me, I'd probably be riddled with envy. Fortunately, I am.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 2 Dec 2012, 14:52,
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The sad sacks on X factor are told they are beautiful, wonderful performers and singers too.(
Infidel , shit and wrong, Sun 2 Dec 2012, 16:42,
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Does it honestly bother you that I'm physically attractive?How can it possibly impact your life?
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 2 Dec 2012, 17:50,
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Heh, of course it doesn't matter what you think you know.Your delusions are a delight to many but you do protest too much when confronted.
Jus' saying.
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Infidel , shit and wrong, Sun 2 Dec 2012, 22:50,
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