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I had a boss who had no idea of his body odour problem, and everybody was too tactful to break it to him. Not so a visiting Rev Ian Paisley: "What the blazes is that smell? Is it you?" That sorted it. Stories of people blissfully unaware of their bad smells, bad manners and foghorn voices.

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Often when I go to the toilets at work
There's someone in one of the cubicles having a crap!

Occasionally, while standing having a slash, I'll hear them fart, or plop, and sometimes it really STINKS in there!

LOL!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 12:29, 7 replies)
We've told you to
stay out of the ladies room a hundred times.
(username failed moderation, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 12:55, closed)
They all say that at first.

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 12:57, closed)
Everyone knows that ladies don't fart!

(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Wed 5 Dec 2012, 21:17, closed)
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(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 13:32, closed)
I once did a poo.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 18:58, closed)
PAAAAARRRRRRRP!

(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Wed 5 Dec 2012, 20:01, closed)
Yesterday I was using the shitter at work
& I heard a guy at the urinals paaaarp! Followed by the exclamation, "I'm Fartacus!". I didn't argue.
(sarcastic fringehead feet of clay, buns of steel, head of lettuce, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 22:08, closed)

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