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This is a question I should have been arrested

Faced with The Law when I and a bunch of equally idiotic mates set off a load of loud explosions down the local chalk pit, we blamed bigger boys who had run off. Tell us of the times when you got away with something naughty and slightly out of order.

Thanks to MatJ for the suggestion

(, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 13:36)
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Sound of the Poliiice....
Had some angry undercover cops burst into my smoky uni room once. I told em to fuck off, which didn't help. They thought I'd spat out of my window. I pointed out the room was totally fugged up / un-aired. They sniffed dramatically (there was lit spliff in bin, various wares kicked under chair etc), told me to get rid of a bong, and buggered off.

Turns out my neighbour's mate had been making pig noises out of his window, which involved a bit of spitting too. The undercovers were perambulating below and kinda took offence. (Luckily our head of college had just been deposed for fraud, so I didn't get kicked out as I theoretically shoulda. The other guy had to replicate the pig noises tho ;))

Apologies for middle-class cockage ;)
(, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 14:59, 1 reply)
The must have been pretty crap undercover cops
if your mongy neighbour's mate could tell they were cops out of his window.
(, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 18:47, closed)

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