I should have been arrestedFaced with The Law when I and a bunch of equally idiotic mates set off a load of loud explosions down the local chalk pit, we blamed bigger boys who had run off. Tell us of the times when you got away with something naughty and slightly out of order.
Thanks to MatJ for the suggestion
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 13:36)
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Shame it wasn't somethingflammable that you were trying to get rid of, you could have burnt it.
(, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 8:49, 2 replies)
Was going to saythat the red diamond symbol on the side with what looks like a flame in the middle means you could've breathed on it whilst having a cig to ignite it and kept the neighbours indoors with a cloud of toxic smoke!
(, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 9:25, closed)
It probably was flammableBut it's the same problem, but worse. Fire attracts attention!
(, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 9:26, closed)
I'm missing something here.You've got a tin of wood preservative that smells funny. You put it on some wood, then you have to hide it from the police . . .
What exactly was the problem?
Is this some kind of fence pun? a-fencive weapon?
(, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 9:36, closed)
The smell was so bad it would attract crowdsWorse than sewage: worse than anything.
(, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 9:39, closed)
OKwell I must have missed whatever film this is based on.
(, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 9:53, closed)
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