I should have been arrested
Faced with The Law when I and a bunch of equally idiotic mates set off a load of loud explosions down the local chalk pit, we blamed bigger boys who had run off. Tell us of the times when you got away with something naughty and slightly out of order.
Thanks to MatJ for the suggestion
( , Thu 26 Jan 2012, 13:36)
Faced with The Law when I and a bunch of equally idiotic mates set off a load of loud explosions down the local chalk pit, we blamed bigger boys who had run off. Tell us of the times when you got away with something naughty and slightly out of order.
Thanks to MatJ for the suggestion
( , Thu 26 Jan 2012, 13:36)
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So your story is you had a shit in the bushes
Only joking, a well told tale there. I seriously doubt you would get into trouble for shitting in the woods if it was an absolute emergency though!
( , Mon 30 Jan 2012, 13:47, 1 reply)
Only joking, a well told tale there. I seriously doubt you would get into trouble for shitting in the woods if it was an absolute emergency though!
( , Mon 30 Jan 2012, 13:47, 1 reply)
Pretty much...
You're very right, but I did contemplate for a while that on top of the whole poopage situation, briefly dangling my junk* in front of said old lady might be considered some sort of offence worthy of arrest, thus qualifying for QotW.
*It offends me...and I have to look at it every day :(
( , Mon 30 Jan 2012, 14:43, closed)
You're very right, but I did contemplate for a while that on top of the whole poopage situation, briefly dangling my junk* in front of said old lady might be considered some sort of offence worthy of arrest, thus qualifying for QotW.
*It offends me...and I have to look at it every day :(
( , Mon 30 Jan 2012, 14:43, closed)
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