ah, bless
and we wonder why the rest of Europe regards us a sub-neolithic arseholes.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 17:05, 2 replies)

Exactly.
Things like that are the reason that Prague is shit now.

Well, not shit, it's still beautiful, but...
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 17:07, closed)

I went to Prague for my first stag do many years ago
We didn't upset anyone, got on fine with the locals and managed to combine culture with getting absolutely wombled. But that's not a very good story.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 10:07, closed)

The very reason I've spurned cheap holidays, saved hard, and gone places
the Britscum ® couldn't afford to go, or didn't know existed.
I mean I like getting hammered on cheap foreign booze as much as anyone, it's just that I don't want to fight the locals or have to pretend to be another nationality.
( Infidel , shit and wrong, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 20:28, closed)

I'ts pretty sad
when you have to pretend to be Scottish
(the other guy not the one that gave you coochie warts, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 23:38, closed)

Here,
I don't have to pretend, I'm constantly asked (by people who are "good at accents") which part of Scotland/Australia/South Africa I come from.
I can pretty much pick a country at random or agree with the questioner and I'll be believed.

Fairly amazing for a country where most people claim to be Scots/Irish/English/etc
( Infidel , shit and wrong, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 4:46, closed)