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This is a question I should have been arrested

Faced with The Law when I and a bunch of equally idiotic mates set off a load of loud explosions down the local chalk pit, we blamed bigger boys who had run off. Tell us of the times when you got away with something naughty and slightly out of order.

Thanks to MatJ for the suggestion

(, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 13:36)
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Stupid things that I have been threatened with arrest for:
"Firing a projectile weapon from a moving vehicle". Basically firing a water pistol at some friends out of a car. I did get a fine for not wearing a seat belt though.
"Theft of a beer glass", with the added threat of "That won't look good in the evening papers"
And a couple of "Obstructing a police officer", though on both occasions I have received an apology from higher up the food chain after complaining.
"Defacing council property" essentially kicking up double yellow lines (I was 8 at the time and was scared shitless by this threat).
"Almost being run over by a police car", though not an actual charge, the primary school age me was taken home after driving an action man tank in front of a police car. Again, was terrified and my mum was mortified by the police turning up on the door step with a chastened Monkeyboy.
I'm not going to bother with drink driving (never done it but been in the car a few times) which is plain idiotic and dealt with elsewhere.
Might do the massive drugs one later as this QotW seems very slow.
(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 10:50, 1 reply)
Or that.

(, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 11:49, closed)

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