Stupid things that I have been threatened with arrest for:
"Firing a projectile weapon from a moving vehicle". Basically firing a water pistol at some friends out of a car. I did get a fine for not wearing a seat belt though.
"Theft of a beer glass", with the added threat of "That won't look good in the evening papers"
And a couple of "Obstructing a police officer", though on both occasions I have received an apology from higher up the food chain after complaining.
"Defacing council property" essentially kicking up double yellow lines (I was 8 at the time and was scared shitless by this threat).
"Almost being run over by a police car", though not an actual charge, the primary school age me was taken home after driving an action man tank in front of a police car. Again, was terrified and my mum was mortified by the police turning up on the door step with a chastened Monkeyboy.
I'm not going to bother with drink driving (never done it but been in the car a few times) which is plain idiotic and dealt with elsewhere.
Might do the massive drugs one later as this QotW seems very slow.
( monkeyboyalpha jumping on the bandwagon since, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 10:50, 1 reply)

Or that.

(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 11:49, closed)