Trespassing is not big or clever
Unless it includes trespassing upwards!

On the way home from a climbing trip, we hit the centre of Bristol and found a large multistory Car Park, the outside wall was a glorious series of diamond shaped concrete slabs. Hardly pretty to look at, but each one was just about climbable.

My friend set off first and I followed him. A crowd gathered and watch two pillocks go to the top of a car park the hard way! Back at the bottom, sat our kit bags, too heavy to comfortably run away and packed only with boring climbing kit and clothes. We topped out and abseiled back down again, grabbing our kit and running away. Why running? Some bastard had called the Police!
( Rev. Jayneflakes Buy my book, I need the cash for drugs and hookers, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 15:03, 6 replies)

It's not climbing until you've spent five days on El Capitan in Yosemite.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 15:25, closed)

I would,
but I have a note from my Mum!

At that time in my life El Cap would have been a dream come true. Not so sure about the high grade aid climbing though, it ain't climbing if you have to use a ladder!
( Rev. Jayneflakes Buy my book, I need the cash for drugs and hookers, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 15:51, closed)

Did you also go rock climbing
with a baby on your back the other day?
(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 16:07, closed)

Hmm, a baby...
Would I have to steal it first from a pram? It would amuse me to hear the cries of shock if people thought I did climb carrying a baby!
( Rev. Jayneflakes Buy my book, I need the cash for drugs and hookers, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 9:55, closed)

Ahhhh the old Jurys car park!
Ugly, but I bet it was fun to climb!
( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 20:00, closed)

Right on both counts
Not sure I would do it again though.
( Rev. Jayneflakes Buy my book, I need the cash for drugs and hookers, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 9:59, closed)