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This is a question I should have been arrested

Faced with The Law when I and a bunch of equally idiotic mates set off a load of loud explosions down the local chalk pit, we blamed bigger boys who had run off. Tell us of the times when you got away with something naughty and slightly out of order.

Thanks to MatJ for the suggestion

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I thought
Mine was better.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Wed 1 Feb 2012, 22:21, 1 reply)
Who the fuck does a fella have to fellate to get fucking flogged in these parts?
*edit*Oooh, alliteration.*edit*
(universalpsykopath loves what you've done with your hair., Wed 1 Feb 2012, 23:29, closed)
Firstly
I feel it would be much more fundamentally fortuitous if we begin with felching prior to fellatio.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Wed 1 Feb 2012, 23:35, closed)
Fuck you and your fawning finaglery! Fuck felching, frottage, fudge-packing, fisting, and footjobs! I demand flagellation! Flagellation and Fellatio!

(universalpsykopath loves what you've done with your hair., Wed 1 Feb 2012, 23:44, closed)

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