I should have been arrestedFaced with The Law when I and a bunch of equally idiotic mates set off a load of loud explosions down the local chalk pit, we blamed bigger boys who had run off. Tell us of the times when you got away with something naughty and slightly out of order.
Thanks to MatJ for the suggestion
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 13:36)
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I'm very surprised they let you go near the dogWhen I've seen people attempt to stroke or pat them in airports the handlers tell them to fuck right off smartish and no mistake - presumably it's far too easy to queer their noses with something hidden in your hand.
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Like most sane peopleI don't fuck around in airports. There are police officers walking around with automatic rifles and for some reason it properly shits me up.
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Was going to say the same thingnot just sniffer dogs, any kind of attempt to play with any Police dog normally brings out a curt 'Don't touch the dog'.
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