I should have been arrested
Faced with The Law when I and a bunch of equally idiotic mates set off a load of loud explosions down the local chalk pit, we blamed bigger boys who had run off. Tell us of the times when you got away with something naughty and slightly out of order.
Thanks to MatJ for the suggestion
( , Thu 26 Jan 2012, 13:36)
Faced with The Law when I and a bunch of equally idiotic mates set off a load of loud explosions down the local chalk pit, we blamed bigger boys who had run off. Tell us of the times when you got away with something naughty and slightly out of order.
Thanks to MatJ for the suggestion
( , Thu 26 Jan 2012, 13:36)
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Mutual admiration society aside. (You're not related to Prof. Kenny are you?)
I find the best solution to "Let's go shopping." is - "Nah, you go. It's fucking boring."
This then gives me a couple of hours to myself to do some work about the house, arse around on message-boards and generally drink myself silly.
The only down side is when the missus and bairn arrive home laden with expensive looking shopping bags the contents of which I've had no buying veto power over what-so-ever.
( , Thu 2 Feb 2012, 6:21, 1 reply)
I find the best solution to "Let's go shopping." is - "Nah, you go. It's fucking boring."
This then gives me a couple of hours to myself to do some work about the house, arse around on message-boards and generally drink myself silly.
The only down side is when the missus and bairn arrive home laden with expensive looking shopping bags the contents of which I've had no buying veto power over what-so-ever.
( , Thu 2 Feb 2012, 6:21, 1 reply)
If only it was that simple.
I'd get away with the 'no, I'm not coming' thing, but I'd be landed with 2 sprogs to look after.
( , Thu 2 Feb 2012, 9:20, closed)
I'd get away with the 'no, I'm not coming' thing, but I'd be landed with 2 sprogs to look after.
( , Thu 2 Feb 2012, 9:20, closed)
^^^This^^^...
That is my usual alternative too. I choose it quite often though.
( , Thu 2 Feb 2012, 9:27, closed)
That is my usual alternative too. I choose it quite often though.
( , Thu 2 Feb 2012, 9:27, closed)
I'm with PF here
I too raise my daughter with the TV. ;)
& I don't mind that at all. Library visits are the best.
( , Thu 2 Feb 2012, 10:23, closed)
I too raise my daughter with the TV. ;)
& I don't mind that at all. Library visits are the best.
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