Not having sexOur pal Freddie Woo says: Climbing into the back seat of the car, she sat on a fortnight-old bag of food shopping I had completely forgotten about. The stench of a bag of bean sprouts popping open is a real passion-killer, I can tell you for nothing. Tell us about the shag you didn't have because you blew it.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 22 May 2014, 14:01)
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You should play it off as you being chivalrous and respectful, I mean, you'd have been complicit in making her seem a bit of a slag for getting off with you the same day as she split from her ex.
As you were a virgin, this may have seemed logical.
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