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Our pal Freddie Woo says: Climbing into the back seat of the car, she sat on a fortnight-old bag of food shopping I had completely forgotten about. The stench of a bag of bean sprouts popping open is a real passion-killer, I can tell you for nothing. Tell us about the shag you didn't have because you blew it.

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'Well it certainly felt like I ejaculated darling.'

(FartThroughAWalkieTalkie wished you were dead in ditch on, Sun 25 May 2014, 14:47, Reply)

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