Not having sexOur pal Freddie Woo says: Climbing into the back seat of the car, she sat on a fortnight-old bag of food shopping I had completely forgotten about. The stench of a bag of bean sprouts popping open is a real passion-killer, I can tell you for nothing. Tell us about the shag you didn't have because you blew it.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 22 May 2014, 14:01)
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Her mate got falling-down drunk and pulled all the house plants to the floor with herSo, she reluctantly bade me good night. Learned shortly thereafter she had a whole range of STDs - a veritable arsenal of bio weapons - so maybe a blessing in disguise.
(, Mon 26 May 2014, 18:46, Reply)
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