Not having sexOur pal Freddie Woo says: Climbing into the back seat of the car, she sat on a fortnight-old bag of food shopping I had completely forgotten about. The stench of a bag of bean sprouts popping open is a real passion-killer, I can tell you for nothing. Tell us about the shag you didn't have because you blew it.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 22 May 2014, 14:01)
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Click for "stirring his porridge", which is just about the only turn of phrase that could make it sound worse than it probably is.
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Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Mon 26 May 2014, 23:16,
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Ooh thankssweetie
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