Not having sexOur pal Freddie Woo says: Climbing into the back seat of the car, she sat on a fortnight-old bag of food shopping I had completely forgotten about. The stench of a bag of bean sprouts popping open is a real passion-killer, I can tell you for nothing. Tell us about the shag you didn't have because you blew it.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 22 May 2014, 14:01)
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She didn't ask you to do it with your teeth for christ's sake.Next time ask her if she would want to pull a tampon out of you.
Then shame her into it.
(, Tue 27 May 2014, 1:24, 1 reply)
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