Not having sexOur pal Freddie Woo says: Climbing into the back seat of the car, she sat on a fortnight-old bag of food shopping I had completely forgotten about. The stench of a bag of bean sprouts popping open is a real passion-killer, I can tell you for nothing. Tell us about the shag you didn't have because you blew it.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 22 May 2014, 14:01)
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When drunk, it is inadvisable to slow down to a "slow n' low, sexyyy" rhythm ..... and gradually fall asleep, particularly if while doing so she asks you what you're thinking of, and you respond that you're thinking of your mate Tom playing the banjo underwater.
It doesn't improve things.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 27 May 2014, 13:48,
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"Tom playing the banjo underwater"is my new favourite euphemism.
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 27 May 2014, 14:22,
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i dont get this joke soz(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 27 May 2014, 15:08,
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